Thursday, February 29, 2024

February 2024 Movies & More

Here is what captured my interest in February. Numbering picks up from previous months and asterisks indicate programs I had not seen previously. The rating scale is 1-5 cans of tunafish, with 5 being the top.

14. American Fiction* (2023, Manville Cinema) – This film about a run-of-the-mill novelist takes a satirical turn when frustrated writer Thelonious “Monk” Ellison (Jeffrey Wright) decides to abandon his high brow novels and write something that is so outrageous that it makes him a sensation. He couldn’t attract any interest in what he had been writing, novel, so he adopts a “street style” and gets his new book published under the pseudonym “Stagger Lee.” His new approach pokes fun at the largely white publishing industry that suddenly wants to hear from new, Black voices, such as author Sintara Golden (Issa Rae), a hot new author. He is balancing his need to provide funding for a nursing home for his mother (Leslie Uggams) after his sister (Tracey Ross Ellis) suddenly dies. I loved the family dynamics here and Monk’s reluctance to reveal his identify as he ponders the racial stereotypes that are so prevalent in our society. Sterling K. Brown plays Monk’s brother and the lovely woman from across the street (Erika Alexander) That he begins to date looked like a young Alfre Woodard. Monk is definitely in on the joke. 4 cans.
15. Bitconned* (2023, Netflix) – If only clever people with criminal minds would use their intelligence for the good of society. Not in this documentary. Ray and his buddies are wiseguys who want to be criminals. From selling drugs to selling exotic cars, they always seemed to live the high life – literally. And building an inventory of bitcoins was easier than running a car business (although that one was legit). So, with a little knowledge and a lot of moxie, they pedaled cryptocurrency through a phony website (complete with a fake CEO whose picture was simply a stock photo) to the would-be rich while they made millions. I don’t know much about bitcoin, but anything that looks too good to be true usually is. 3 cans.
16. Rolling Along* (2024, Max) – Former basketball great (Princeton and the Knicks) and NJ Senator Bill Bradley tells his life story in this no-frills one-man performance. There is much more philosophy here than clips of his days on the champion New York Knicks team (and we know how long ago THAT was). Bradley delivers his story with passion and reality. His views on American politics, right to life, racial injustice and the Viet Nam War all develop over time, and he is frank in disclosing how he reached his conclusions, including how, as an evangelical Christian, he walked out of a Billy Graham service and never looked back. Bradley is 80 now, but he is masterful in standing on stage and simply telling his story, on turning back the clock and explaining what life was like and how events influenced his views. And it was worth hearing. 3½ cans.
17. The Many Lives of Martha Stewart* (2024, CNN) – This four-part documentary tells the story of the rise and fall and rise again of a girl from Nutley, NJ, who built an empire and then did something that nearly destroyed it. Martha spent time as a stockbroker and a model but only felt true fulfillment as a baker, decorator, publisher and media mogul. From her best-selling book, “Entertaining,” to her ubiquitous magazine, Martha Stewart Living, she defined how the rest of us should be living. That led to a big company that went public, making Martha a billionaire. But when she got caught doing insider trading, she ended up in prison. Could she come back? Would she? Yes, and she was on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue at age 80! Whether you like or dislike Martha Stewart, her story is a good thing. 4 cans.
18. Fly With Me* (2024, PBS, American Experience) – This documentary traces the history of flight attendants (then called stewardesses) in the growth of the commercial airline industry. But it is also the story of the mistreatment of women in the workplace and a salute to the women who fought for their right to have careers in the airline industry. Unlike men who were pilots, the stewardesses were fired when they reached 32 because they were considered too old. They were not allowed to marry or, God forbid, be pregnant. They were constantly weighed, ostensibly because of the load on the plane (men’s weight didn’t count, I guess?), have their hair cut a certain way, their outfits strictly within the rules and they had to double up on hotel rooms when they traveled (the pilots got their own individual rooms). Some of that changed when the airline marketing campaigns decided to hoist up the hemlines and invite passengers (mostly a male, business clientele at the time) to “Fly Me.”  And the workers got fed up, started a union, fought for their rights and sued and won large settlements. This film is the history of a profession that has changed dramatically over time, largely in answer to the justifiable objections of the workers. Worth a look. 3½ cans.
19. Lover, Stalker, Killer* (2024, Netflix) – When auto mechanic Dave met Cari Farmer on a dating app, they both agreed to go out on a casual basis. But soon thereafter, Cari texted Dave about moving in with him. He declined, she disappeared and he began receiving thousands of messages from her. This true crime story is examined in this Netflix documentary. It has plenty of twists and turns, and you have to wonder – as did the authorities – why would Cari abandon her mother and son, leave the state and continue to harass Dave and his former girlfriend. Tune in to find out. 3½ cans.
20. James Brown: Say It Loud* (2024, CNN) – In case you have forgotten or overlooked the genius of the hardest-working man in show business, this in-depth, 4-part documentary brings it all to light. From a poor, abused child in rural Georgia to the apex of entertainment, Brown was a prolific writer, arranger, singer and performer. His creative approach pioneered soul music and funk and influenced countless musicians from hip hop to rap. Seriously flawed in some ways, Brown maintained his independence and unique style. Even if you aren’t a fan of his music, you have to credit James Brown as “the Godfather of soul.” 4 cans.
21. A Beautiful Life* (2023, Netflix) – This may not be the best movie in the world, but wow, can that lead character sing! Elliott (player by singularly-named Christopher) works on the docks in Denmark, sorting lobsters and living on an old boat. He is a low-key guy who rarely cracks a smile or has any fun. But one night his buddy Oliver drags him to a club where Ollie plans to perform for a well-known music manager. Ollie is terrible, but Elliott jumps in to save him and knocks out all in attendance with his gorgeous voice. The woman is impressed enough to offer him a job and a chance to record, but that was Ollie’s dream, not his. Still, with so much talent in performing and songwriting, Elliott could have a bright future if he can overcome his shyness and grab the opportunity. The actor wrote and performed the songs. 3½ cans.
22. Priscilla* (2023, Max) – I’m not so sure this movie sheds any new light on the strange relationship between Elvis Presley (Jacob Elordi) and his much-younger girlfriend/wife, Priscilla (Calee Spaeny as the young Priscilla and Kamilla Kowal as the more mature one). I always thought it bizarre that Priscilla’s parents would allow their teenaged daughter (here as young as 14) to spend time with global star Elvis, who was in his 20s when they met. I mean, if it had been any other guy 10 years older, would the parents have condoned the relationship? From the movie, it seems that Priscilla was well cared for by Elvis’ staff and family, but she’s living with a major star and going to parochial school to get her high school diploma! Elvis got what he wanted, which included not just Priscilla the person but the Priscilla he could dress up and advise (insist) on hair and makeup. The older she became, the taller her hair grew, and there was surely a hole in the ozone layer at Graceland from all of the hairspray used to cement that ‘do in place). Elvis lives a big and opulent life, and Priscilla looks bored and tired of the whole thing, except when she is with the man she loves. I was bored, too. 2 cans.
23. Shattered Glass: A WNBPA Story* (2024, Tubi) – If you are a basketball fan who follows the WNBA and you like stories about contracts, this documentary is for you. It delves into the union that represents the WNBA players as they measure the viability of opting out of the contract with the league once their deal expires. Their goal is to get concessions on issues important to the members, such as maternity leave, charter flights (the teams are required to fly commercial, which is a tough challenge from a scheduling standpoint and also because the players are mostly over 6 feet tall) and more. The focus is on three players, Nneka Ogwumike, the WNBPA president, and two members of the New York Liberty, both new to the team last year, Jonquel Jones and Breanna Stewart. The film follows them in their daily lives and introduces fans to their families. I realize this film probably has limited appeal to a wide audience, but it was just perfect for me. 3½ cans.
24. The Grapes of Wrath (1940, Cable TV) – A young Henry Fonda stars as Tom Joad in this classic from author John Steinbeck and director John Ford about a family seeking the American dream. The Joad family is forced to flee their native Oklahoma dust bowl by greedy landowners. They take off for California, where there is plenty of farming to be done and migrant workers are needed. But the greedy farm owners are unwilling to pay a living wage and are ready to replace the pickers on hand with new ones who will work for less. Man’s inhumanity to man is on display in numerous confrontations and disappointments. In large part, we are still fighting these same circumstances in the United States – human rights, workers’ compensation, low-cost housing. This film will not lift your spirits but is important to see. 4 cans.
25. Love Story (1970, PBS) – What can you say about a 25-year old woman who died? No, I haven’t given away the story, because those are the opening words as poor Oliver Barrett IV (Ryan O’Neal) sits alone in Central Park mourning the death of this beautiful young wife, Jenny Cavalleri (Ali McGraw). Oliver is a Harvard jock, Jenny a Radcliffe music major when they meet and become smitten with each other. The scion of an enormously rich family, Oliver is determined to make it on his own and has a crusty relationship with his father, Oliver Barrett III. Jenny is a girl from a working-class family and definitely not whom Oliver is expected to marry. But, you know, love conquers all and movie star diseases will get you. I know it’s sappy, I know it is not considered a great film, but sitting down to watch these two beautiful people fall in love, frolic in the snow and try to survive is a guilty pleasure. 4 cans.
26. Ordinary Angels* (2024, Manville Cinema) – When Ed (Alan Ritchson) loses his young wife, he is left to care for their two young daughters with the help of his mother (Nancy Travis). Five years later, Michelle, the 5-year-old, is deathly ill and needs a new liver. Between hospital stays and drugs, he is broke and on the edge of despair when suddenly Sharon (Hilary Swank) comes along. A hairdresser with a wild streak and a bad drinking problem, Sharon reads about little Michelle and is determined to help her and her family. Based on a true story, this movie shows the power of community, as Sharon enlists the people in the town to come through and save this little girl. She is about as ordinary as you can get, but her commitment and actions make her an angel to this desperate family. 3½ cans.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Tech Talk

I appreciate technology as much as the next person. I like the way it makes our lives easier and lets us do things we never thought possible. But that’s not to say it doesn’t present challenges.

In the last month or so, my phone died and I ended up with a new phone AND a smart watch, which is still keeping secrets from me.

It started with the phone, which literally died one day in my arms. Dead as a doornail. Could not be resuscitated. 

Despite all attempts and instructions from Google on reviving it, it was declared legally dead the next day at the Verizon store. I was told that I could take it to a repair place since not much is done at the Verizon store except upsell customers on new models.  Instead, I agreed to pay $50 NOT to have it repaired (I know) and I opted for a replacement phone that would be shipped to me the next day. But it snowed and the phone didn’t arrive for 2 days, which meant I was phoneless! 

Being without a phone was absolute torture. No way to connect if the car broke down. No texts with friends, my huge Wordle streak of two days abruptly halted, my basketball tickets inaccessible. I had to figure out how to retrieve my contacts from the “cloud” or be permanently out of touch (which actually has some degree of appeal). And since I couldn’t access the old phone, just activating the replacement was impossible. Where’s the SIM card? What is the SIM card? Do I need a SIM card? Thanks to YouTube videos, I finally extricated the old one, and I had to use the back of an earring to get it out. 

The morning after it arrived, I showed up at the Verizon store 3 minutes before it even opened on a Sunday for help in activating the replacement. Verizon kept sending me authorization codes by text, and I couldn’t access the texts so I was out of luck.

Ironically, I had made a New Year’s Resolution to cut down on my screen time. Going cold turkey was NOT what I had in mind!

Verizon got the phone going, but I figured I’d just get a new one. I ordered a brand new Galaxy S24, not even in stock yet. They really don’t want people at the store. Their phone stock on hand is minimal since they push you to order online. I know my contemporaries will agree that we want to SEE the phone, HOLD the phone and have someone EXPLAIN the phone. 

They assured me the new zillion dollar phone would be "FREE" (if you don’t count my monthly charges going up) with the trade-in of the replacement phone (the original one had to be shipped to Texas, where I picture a phone mortuary dealing with dead models). I declined ordering the model with artificial intelligence since I didn't really want a phone that is so much smarter than me, but they sucked me into ordering a smart watch that will receive texts and monitor a bunch of health measures. I have three watches that I have purchased or was given in the last year, so I really did not need a new one, but, you know, it keeps track of your pulse and exercise. I hope it doesn’t come with a nagging voice when I’m just relaxing on the couch! Again, it was “free.” I only hope Dick Tracy comes with it to show me how it works. 

As I said, Verizon really does not want you in the store. They replaced the comfy couches they had when I was last there with a hard bench you can sit on while you wait. When you have to sit at a station with a rep who explains how these things are “FREE,” you perch on a stool with virtually no back. Do they NOT have customers over age 60? After all, we are the ones who need the sales pitch and the help. They told me that they would be happy to set up the new phone when it arrives at my house but now they charge $30 for that service, which used to be free. I suppose a seat on the uncomfortable stools will cost money, too, some day. 

I also went to Amazon and ordered a case, screen protectors and a charging block since the phone comes only with a cord and nothing that goes into the wall. I definitely got my $30 worth out of my Verizon service, making them transfer whatever I couldn’t and answer a bunch of questions about the phone AND the watch, which the rep said she should charge me for separately, but she didn’t. I even made her put the glass protector screen on, which she said they don’t do unless you buy it there. I didn’t. Be nice to old people.

The new “FREE” phone is working, protected by my wise advance purchases, and missing just the vast array of photo albums I had on my old phone. All of the pictures are “in the cloud” but sorting them and reassembling the albums would be tedious work, so I’ll just start anew. I have set up the phone to upload them to the Verizon Cloud, Google Photos and Shutterfly. Everything is in multiple places. I only have to figure out how to find them and get them when I want them!

The new “FREE” smart watch is interesting. It tracks your heart rate, exercise (except when I am walking through ShopRite, which somehow doesn’t count). They say it can be used in the pool, but I didn't want to tempt fate. And it recognizes my sleep patterns. It is like Santa Claus. I wear it in bed and it knows when I am sleeping and knows when I’m awake. I feel alternately safe and spooked. It even takes into account the time I am NOT asleep, when I wake up, hit the bathroom and then try to get back to sleep. It breaks down my sleep into periods of light, deep and REM sleep and notes when I am awake. And if I take a nap during the day, that is also recorded. If it can do all of that, why CAN’T it count my steps in ShopRite? Oh, and it also tells the time.

It also offers biometric ID, which means you can open it with your fingerprint. Great when that works, but 75% of the time it acts as though it has no record of my index finger on file.

So far, I like it, except when I got an alert at a Rutgers basketball game that said I had fallen down. It wanted to know if it should call for help. I was merely sitting and watching the game at that point, so I don’t know what constitutes an actual fall. My heart rate might have been high, but I hadn’t even stood up, no less fallen down. 

I’m obsessed with the sleep stats. I check every morning and send the reading to my phone. The thing can do an EKG on me, but I have no idea how to interpret the results. I haven’t figured out how to check my email yet, and there are more functions that I need to research. It is nice and bright (except during my sleep time), so I can even see what time it is in the movies. 

As for the “FREE” aspect, the hardware is free, but my monthly fees have increased. But I didn’t have to pay $1000. Kind of. 

If only it knew how many steps I take in ShopRite!