Tuesday, April 30, 2024

April 2024 Movies & More

Here are the movies and programs I watched in April. The rating system goes from 1-5, the top score, and titles noted with an asterisk were not seen previously. Numbering picks up from previous months.

38. The Nest* (2020, Netflix) – This movie is listed as a drama/horror movie, a genre I avoid, but it isn’t scary, just bizarre in some ways. Jude Law is Rory, a successful and rich British businessman living in the US with his wife Allison (Carrie Coon) and two kids. He gets an offer from his old boss in London and uproots the family, buying an enormous house that is old and kind of spooky and way too large for a family of four. Will his American wife and kids get used to their new home and adjust to living in England? Why is Rory so desperate to make business deals that seem only to benefit himself? What happened to the horse? If you watch, you will ask yourself these questions and more, but don’t feel compelled to view this movie. 3 cans.
39. Serendipity (2001, HBO) – Jonathan (John Cusack) and Sara (Kate Beckinsale) meet in Bloomingdales when each is trying to buy the same pair of cashmere gloves.  From their banter and immediate ease with each other, you can tell he’s smitten, but she is not one to jump into a relationship. He doesn’t get her number and barely gets her first name, but the encounter at the counter stays with them for the next 10 years as he keeps trying to find her and she waits for destiny to play its hand. Cusack is determined and adorable, assisted by his buddy Dean (Jeremy Piven) in trying to make the magic happen again. Romantic comedies have fallen out of favor in the 2020s, but this one from the early part of the 21st century reminded me of how good they were. 4 cans.
40. The Greatest Hits* (2024, Hulu) – I kept hearing Cher singing “If I Could Turn Back Time” throughout this time travel-fantasy movie. Harriet (Lucy Boynton) and Max (David Corenswet) are a young couple driving along and arguing when suddenly there is an accident. He doesn’t survive, and Harriet, a music producer, is transported back to moments in their lives every time she hears certain songs playing from those moments. Despite therapy and group counseling, she is so paralyzed by the songs that she wears a headset practically everywhere she goes to avoid hearing them. How can Harriet move forward in life with these memories dragging her back? This situation becomes worse when she starts to build a relationship with someone in the group, because how can he possibly understand. This movie was a bit convoluted but different enough to pique my interest. 3½ cans.
41. What Jennifer Did* (2024, Netflix) – Considering that this is a true crime documentary with a provocative title, it isn’t hard to figure out that Jennifer did something that wasn’t good. Through police interviews and exhaustive detective work, the authorities pieced together a story that you wouldn’t believe possible – except that it was true. I won’t give away the story, but I have to question one key component here that relates to a 911 call made by Jennifer herself. You really cannot underestimate how evil people can be. 4 cans.
42. Megan Leavey* (2024, Netflix) – This is a movie based on a real-life story, and although there are explosive war scenes, it is still less chilling than the movie above. Megan (Kate Mara) is a woman in her 20s, a little lost in life, stuck living at home with her mother and stepfather (Edie Falco and Will Patton) and going nowhere. On a whim, she enlists in the Marines, somehow makes it though basic training, and winds up working with the canine unit under the direction of a tough boss (Common). She and her highly trained dog become a very effective unit, saving countless lives by finding explosive devices in the desert. But all good things, they say…It amazed me how well trained the animals were in this movie, portraying dogs who sniff out explosives but also being dog actors. Megan’s Rex is scary but loyal and the story is a little predictable but a nice change from others I have seen this month. 3½ cans.
43. Norma Rae (1979, Cable TV) – Oscar winner Sally Field reminds us why we like her, we really, really like her in this outstanding film about a Southern textile factory and the fight to bring in a union to represent the workers. Her title character works on the plant floor. She’s poor, uneducated but has plenty of moxie and street smarts, which is why Ruben (Ron Liebman, equally outstanding here as a New York-based paid union organizer) recruits her to win over her co-workers. This is the South, and many of these people have worked in that dusty, unhealthy plant for decades, following their parents and grandparents, and while conditions are terrible, they feel an allegiance to the company and are grateful for a job. When Norma Rae stands up on that table holding aloft her handmade sign that says UNION, I always get chills. 4½ cans.
44. All Hands On Deck* (2019, Prime Video) – Irish hotelier and TV host Francis Brennan takes us behind the scenes on an enormous cruise ship as he takes over duties in each department. He makes pizza (not so well), works in the laundry, conducts land-tours during stops, and handles pouring champagne on a 650-glass pyramid in this lighthearted, 4-part documentary. I’m a sucker for most anything behind the scenes (I recently watched a show about how chocolate is made – and why not?), so this show was right up my alley. The army of people it takes to keep a luxury cruise ship in ship-shape is enormous, and Francis brought his charm and considerable experience as a hotelier along as he aimed to please the 4500 or so cruisers. 3½ cans.
45. Space Shuttle Columbia: The Final Flight* (2024, CNN) – It was just over 20 years ago that the space shuttle Columbia exploded on its way back to earth after a successful flight. This 4-part documentary examines the history of Columbia’s development as a “reusable” plane that was supposed to explore space and return safely to be used again. But as we know from the earlier Challenger tragedy, plans don’t always work out. In this case, the seven astronauts were unaware that a small piece of foam insulation became loose early in the flight and eventually made the shuttle disintegrate as it reentered the earth’s atmosphere, killing all members of the flight crew. There are droves of people working on these projects, and some of them were very concerned about what they saw protruding from part of the vehicle. The film spares no detail in blasting the NASA protocols that did not allow questioning and examining a possible danger on board. 3½ cans.
46. Scoop* (2024, Prime Video) – This is a painful dramatization of the BBC’s coverage of Prince Andrew’s friendship with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. When Epstein was arrested in New York, only to commit suicide (maybe) in prison days later, a link is established between the two via photographs taken years earlier of the two men in New York. Did the Prince partake in sex with young or underage girls? How friendly was he with Epstein? Why would he agree to appear on the BBC news program in an exclusive interview that ultimately proves to be his undoing? Andrew comes across as a real dolt here, as do his communications people. Shortly after the interview aired, Prince Andrew was relieved of his royal duties and stripped of his title, largely because the interview revealed too much. Scandalous and salacious and self-serving to the importance of the media – which, in this case, was accurate. 3 cans.
47. The Real Story of Mr. Bates vs. The Post Office* (2024, PBS Documentaries) – In England, there is a postal system that includes thousands of local subpostmasters, each responsible for his or her village or town. The system worked exceedingly well until a new automated system was installed and discrepancies started to appear. Money seemed to be disappearing, and despite the outcry from the subpostmasters to the central office about the new computer system and its possible flaws, each person was told this issue was not happening anywhere else. The subpostmasters were harassed, accused of fraud, prosecuted and some actually jailed because of the financial discrepancies. Some tried to pay off the shortfalls with their own money even though they had not caused them. This documentary comes down hard on the system that failed in every sense: The software, the people in charge who refused to assign blame to the computer program, the programmers who created and maintained it, and especially the head postal authority. Lives were ruined, marriages crumbled and people served jail time. This is a fascinating look at the system, its failures, and the lack of care exhibited by those in charge. 3½ cans.
48. Thank You, Good Night* (2024, Hulu) – This four-part documentary is an exhaustive look at the history of the rock band Bon Jovi. Jon Bon Jovi and his teenaged Jersey pals started out playing Asbury Park bars, getting home at 6 AM and going directly to high school at 7 AM. Jon was not just the front man, he was the lead singer and the force behind the band, especially when they stopped performing covers and he started writing their songs early in their career. And with his good looks and big hair, he got plenty of attention from the girls in the crowd. There is great footage here of the early days (hello, Bruce Springsteen), the days as an opening act and the days of filling huge arenas. There are plenty of ups and downs, people (Richie Sambora) leaving the band, managers and producers being replaced, and Jon himself suffering from serious vocal problems. You could do a documentary on Bon Jovi’s hair alone! In their 40 years of rocking, they have built an impressive catalog of songs, from anthem rockers to more quiet, contemplative tunes. I just don’t know how you go out on the road, sing your lungs out for 3 hours, turn around, hop on a place and do it several more times a week for months at a time. I always appreciate seeing the success achieved by someone with a dream and the willingness to always give it a 100% effort. 4 cans.
49. Unlocked: A Jail Experiment* (2024, Netflix) – This 8-part documentary series about a prison in Arkansas is an intriguing social experiment. The inmates in Block H are on 23-hour lockdown, with just one hour a day where they can get out of their cells to exercise and interact with each other. Their very regimented routines are blown up when the Sheriff decides to unlock the cell doors, giving the inmates the chance to run their own show – as long as things stay safe for prisoners and the staff. He realizes that a new social order will develop and he’s right. At first one of the “old heads,” Randy, begins organizing meal service and other activities, but he’s met with resistance by the younger, brash inmates who resent his show of authority. As the sheriff introduces even more freedoms, such as free phone calls, the group has to come together to make sure everyone is treated fairly. After six weeks, if the experiment doesn’t work, the Sheriff will pull the plug and everyone will be back to 23-1 lockdown. Every time someone does something stupid, it jeopardizes the freedom of the entire group. This series was fascinating and intense. 4 cans.
50. Anyone But You* (2023, Netflix) – After two intense series, I needed something light and fluffy. But don’t subject yourself to this drivel. Very handsome Ben (Glen Powell) and law student Bea (Sydney Sweeney) meet and get along, then don’t get along, and then go to Australia for her sister’s wedding where the friends and family assume they are a couple or try to make them a couple. Apparently, all movie weddings now must be held in gorgeous resorts and no one ever has money issues about going, spending days in activities and bathing suits before the ceremony takes place. There’s a sequence on a yacht and an incident with a cake, and if you can’t figure out what will happen, you have never seen a rom-com before. That goes for the ending, too. Trust me when I say they don’t make them like they used to. 2 cans and no wedding gift.
 

Monday, April 15, 2024

Apriling

Things were going along swimmingly on Sunday night as CBS broadcasted the 100th Billy Joel Concert from Madison Square Garden, taped a few days earlier. He went through his old classics, like “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant” and “New York State of Mind,” and his new song, “Turn the Lights Back On.” Just as he was singing his signature song, “Piano Man,” to wrap up the show, CBS pulled the plug and abruptly went to a promo for the 11:00 news and a commercial for Bob’s Discount Furniture. Yes, the show started late due to the CBS telecast of the Masters golf tournament, but the CBS folks couldn’t have played the entire show and delayed the local news? It was like the “Heidi” game, where the Jets and the Raiders were playing a tight NFL game and NBC suddenly cut to its scheduled broadcast of “Heidi,” much to the outrage of football fans everywhere. CBS – you owe us one more song! Turn the lights back on!

It is 80 degrees as I write this on April 15. I guess it is safe to take the show brush and ice scraper out of the trunk of the car now.

I saw an online ad that promises a 50-pound weight loss in 3 weeks. I didn’t bother to check the details, because how could that not be possible? Everything you read online is accurate, right?

Since I last posted, we have had floods, terrible winds, an earthquake and aftershocks and a solar eclipse. Anything I missed? Can pestilence be far behind?

I wish I could say I HAVE a little behind instead of that I’m RUNNING a little behind!

In case you were wondering, it is possible to eat Girl Scout cookies directly from the freezer. No need to defrost. You’re welcome.

At my last eye injection I told the nurse I did not want to have a patch applied because I was planning to go to Walmart and I didn't want to look like a pirate. And then the doctor and nurse and I all laughed, because who would even notice me in Walmart with the way some of the customers dress?

My wardrobe ranges from casual to “she’s out in public in THAT?”

I can’t remember what I had for lunch last night, but if I am at a restaurant with a group, when the server comes to deliver the food, I know exactly who ordered what. Hamburger with no onions and sweet potato fries? That’s Mary. Soup and salad with dressing on the side? That’s Sally. Later I realize that I can’t remember what anyone wore, but I’m sure I got their orders straight.

Speaking of restaurants, one thing I can’t remember is what is on the list of specials. By the time the waiter recites the fourth dish and its ingredients, I have already forgotten the first one. What comes with the branzino? What is the soup du jour? Once everything is ordered, however, my superpower of remembering who is getting what returns. 

I don’t and never will understand why people wear nose rings, either hoops or studs. I just don’t get it.

Shouldn’t the term “extraordinary” mean really, really plain and NOT something complimentary?

Do the people in France eat French toast? And if they do, do they call it French toast or just toast?

And speaking of French, when people use words that are a little nasty, they say, “Pardon my French.” Do you think French people do the same thing but say, “Pardon my English?” All I know is that I took four years of French in high school and none of these words ever came up in class.

I’m spending more time looking for movies to watch – not series, movies – than I am spending watching them. Going through Netflix, Prime, Hulu, Apple TV+, Max, HBO, Paramount Plus, etc., is like a full-time job. You never get a raise and the job isn’t fun anymore, either. 

I’ll admit it – I watched “The Golden Bachelor,” the “reality” show where Gerry, a widower in his 70s, was given a bevy of “mature women” from whom to pick a bride. I didn’t want to watch it, but after the first episode, I was curious. In the end, I felt he picked the wrong woman, and another contestant who had to leave the show would have been a better choice than Theresa from New Jersey. But he made his choice, they were madly in love (or just mad, apparently) and happy to get married shortly thereafter with ABC picking up the tab for a lavish, televised wedding. I wanted them to have a happy ending. But here we are, just a few months after the “I Do’s” and they don’t. They are getting a divorce. I was shocked but given the lack of success for relationships that get started on a TV show, I should not have been. I wonder if he kept a few numbers of the women he didn’t pick – and whether they would even pick up the phone if he called. Apparently neither Gerry nor Theresa could figure out where they wanted to live and couldn’t compromise. So much for happily ever after.

You can tell it is spring. I just took the flannel sheets off the bed, retired the heated blanket AND bought ice cream. The ice cream came early this year. Way early.

I hear that Dollar Tree is raising its prices and will now sell items from $1.50 to $7 a piece. Maybe some of that money can go into a name change. “More Dollars Tree” anyone?

I have the bad habit of writing down phone numbers but not the names that go with them. I’m left with random scraps of paper and no idea whose number I wrote on them.

I’m sick of these dire weather forecasts warning of a storm. Then I read the story and see that precipitation totals are expected to be a tenth of an inch. Please!

I much prefer when the front of ShopRite is filled with pots of flowers instead of jugs of ice melt.

You can officially add brown knee highs and Social Tea Biscuits to the Endangered Species list. The Social Teas are off the market; I can’t find the originals from Nabisco anywhere, probably because there is no more Nabisco. The knee highs that are missing in action are brown. You can still find the suntan and nude colors, but finding brown is impossible. In fact, just finding pantyhose is no easy “feat.” I know people get dressed up, but nobody wears pantyhose anymore? Please, my thighs are chafing at the thought of rubbing together without the minor protection afforded by pantyhose. 

You may recall that my latest smart phone came with a smart watch. The appeal of using this device is that among its features is tracking various elements of health, such as my heart rate and doing my own EKG – not that I have any idea how to interpret the results. It also tracks my sleep, faithfully logging hours and recording exact times, whether I was in a light sleep, deep sleep or REM sleep. Trust me, I don’t know what that means either. Anyway, one night I had the watch set to Sleep Mode, which means the screen is virtually black but the device continues to record my sleep. Around my usual time of 4 AM I got up, went to the bathroom and flopped back into bed. Almost immediately, I felt it sending me a signal along with a dire flashing message: FALL DETECTED, FALL DETECTED! Fall detected? I didn’t fall, I had flopped into bed, which was inaccurately interpreted as a fall. Then a red phone image lights up and the watch starts ringing and someone or something starts talking to me, saying, “Emergency, emergency!” I start yelling into my wrist, “No emergency! No emergency!” But no one said alright and there was no way to stop it, so I went and sat in the front of the house, in case there were emergency vehicles pulling up. I had to sit in my office, peeking under the shade, waiting for flashing red lights and a bunch of men with axes so I could stop them from breaking down my door – which would have been an emergency to me. I was so shocked that I took off the watch. If it measured my heartbeat at that minute, there would have been another emergency. Now I get out and back into my bed very gingerly so as not to trigger another emergency event. I am the owner of a device I am afraid of! I sure wasn’t expecting that!